{"product_id":"utility-crossbody-bag","title":"Holy Chaos I'll Be Bag — Crossbody","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHoly Chaos embroidered label on the flap.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eI'LL BE BAG printed on the body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTwo Gnarly universes on one bag. The upside-down peace sign packed with everything — gods, pixels, middle fingers — sitting right next to a Terminator joke. It works because it shouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAdjustable crossbody strap. Zippered compartments. Goes with everything, means everything, weighs nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt'll be back. It always comes back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 9 oz.\/yd.² (305 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant and durable\u003cbr\u003e• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness\u003cbr\u003e• Inside and outside pockets\u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable strap\u003cbr\u003e• Two-way zipper\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57196823445887,"sku":"6727801_19256","price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/9274\/9951\/files\/all-over-print-utility-crossbody-bag-white-back-69ce6ee97b56d.jpg?v=1775136499","url":"https:\/\/zk0wmc-bv.myshopify.com\/products\/utility-crossbody-bag","provider":"Gnarly Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}